We are Dominators! Snape is even nicer because of it. Book purists have long lamented theabsence of Harry's sassiness in the movies. If you do What if Harry Potter had a twin sister? After her younger brother supposedly vanquished the Dark Lord Voldemort, 4 year old Euphemia 'Mia' Lily Potter was abandoned with her mother's non-magical relatives - who immediately sold her to the Red Room, where she was subsequently adopted by Natasha Romanoff. Dudley snickers as he watches the television. KEY word assumed while the wizarding saw a family who lived and enjoyed their freedom from the dar * (Harry Potter x Fem! NEXT: 10 Ways James Potter Got Worse And Worse In Harry Potter. Malfoy was almost instantly by her side, even smugger, his hand on her lower back as if to guide her. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. Press J to jump to the feed. Severus Snape is a secret softie for animals. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 9 | Words: 25,083 | Reviews: 683 | Favs: 3,124 | Follows: 975 | Published: 6/29/2014 | Status: Complete | id: 10493620 | Language: English | Genre: Friendship/Horror | Characters: Theodore N. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. James, however, refuses to leave and calling on his years of Marauder experience, sets up an elaborate Home Alone-esque series of traps to humiliate Voldemort. Lily Potter (ne Evans) was a Muggle-born witch and Harry 's mother. After 10 years in a cupboard under the stairs, Harry discovers he'sboth awizard and heir to a sizeable fortune on the same day. However,when he was orphaned, he had no other option than to be raised by his aunt and uncle. The famous marauder Sirius Black had a daughter, who was assumed dead. Tom Marvolo Riddle does not do distractions. This one was one of those, especially the warm folds of Lilys pussy and the fullness from James cock. and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Please consider turning it on! He planned to ignore Harry Potter to the best of his abilities, but Severus has always been much better at making plans than following them. Five points from Gryffindor for jumping into something without thinking. I draw! A long running anthology featuring Harry Potter and a variety of women from different fandoms (including his own) in smutty situations. When Viola Lupin found out Harry Potter had bought all the sweets from the trolly, she automatically decided she didn't li HP(Fem)/Klaus: Forced through necessity to move to America, Rei Potter has only one goal: Get her magic fixed as soon as possible so she can go home. With all their friends, enemies and surprisingly their family who are as old as they are, the story of their lives from the summer of their first year to their seventh year is told. As a result, he starts Hogwarts with very little understanding of magicand expresses his fears to Ron that this will slow him down. It's a full-circle moment, considering Harry's story started with a similar choice from his mother. Gifted this chance, Harry sets out to learn about about what has been denied to him since he lost his parents. GoF AU.". As the son of a witch and wizard, Harry should never have been raised by Muggles. He will take it upon himself to replace his dad and fulfil his mum's carnal needs. This magic ultimately and unintentionally gives his friends and allies some protection from the Dark Lord, allowing good to triumph over evil in the Final Battle. Incest! While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. voldemort is defeated and the All intertwined by fate, who refuses to let any of them go. And Severus might not make it to see these boys graduate when his heart kept giving out seeing his very-Slytherin godson repeat his own history and go chasing after a green-eyed, red-haired Gryffindor. Ginny went to the window and opened it, untieing the parcels from it's foot. Regardless, he loses plenty of points for Gryffindorover the course of six years and racks up numerous detentions. draco malfoy x female y/n character Complete with her mums Patronus, dyed red hair and everything. Why you may ask?? Trying to house the Avengers is anything but a piece of cake, especially while ignoring his crush on Captain America of all people. This is a story that will focus on Harry's older sister, Elora Grace Potter, (by two years)(or so she thought) and her relationship with the Weasley twins. When he doesn't do what he should and it suits him things get out of control and everything falls apart. "You only have one card left in your hand. Give it up, Potter. And the perfect view to watch. Updates will be sporadic. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potters continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A rumour makes Harry immensely angry and he barges into his mother's classroom to verify its authenticity. Usually. When Viola Lupin found out Harry Potter had bought all the sweets from the trolly, she automatically decided she didn't li Lily Evans is a brilliant witch but with brilliance often comes curiosity. Seven books have been delivered in the fifth year of Harry James Potter and Briar Lily Potter's Hogwarts Journey. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Hermione deserves better and will be getting it. Lily and Harry are taken away to a safe spot. and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly? Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.First, Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.So, y'know, fuck him. When James taunts and attacks Snape for the amusement of his friends, Lily publicly calls him out for being a bully. 2. As the year progresses, he finds that being an Animagus is not as appealing as it seems to be it's better than that. How will this strange family fare against the dangers of Hogwarts. Amoral!Harry. RELATED: Snape's 5 Best Pieces Of Advice In The Harry Potter Franchise (& His 5 Worst) "Alright Harry, you rock!" ' . So, what happens when Harry catches his dad red-handed in the act? Of course, theirony of both being newcomers tothe wizarding world is that both also ended up saving it. A Barn owl stood there. With it comes hope, love, and more family than he ever expected. - Handmade bracelets on her wrist, freckles on her face and paint on her hands, Tara Atrio Harry always said that no one stood up for him. 500k+ words, 103 chapters, complete. Loki gets a chance to change everything. ""Were you? In the end Lord Potter tells Albus how and why he took over his world. In which Harry is the product of a prank that Loki once played on Thor. ;+;;+;;+;;+;;+;;+;;+;; To 1976. While ;+;;+;;+;;+;;+;;+;;+;; Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction K | Words: 2,663 | Reviews: 144 | Favs: 850 | Follows: 253 | Published: 7/9/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3646122 | Language: English | Characters: Harry P., Tom R. Jr. | Download: EPUB or MOBI, FanfictionBot2.0.0-beta | Usage ffnbot!ignore, linkao3(souls touch, and the future changes by sunmoonandstars), souls touch, and the future changes by sunmoonandstars. Anonymous hook-ups & pent-up magical energy combine for an interesting holiday. Do you see many clichs and common places? I d " ", ? Part of her wanted to act more mature, but she couldn't help but be further enraged by the unfairness of her situation. This story is a Work In Progress. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). Harry is 13 when the fun begins. Who is Dumbledore to think a child should be responsible to win a war? He's determined to get to the bottom of Potter's mysteries, and if Harry isn't going to be the hero then Severus will step up and get it done. I would like to see Harry being ruthless and smart, I dont really care what house he's in or what the pairing is (though I would prefer Slytherin as his house I won't compain.) The first child of Lily and James Potter and older sister of the famous Harry Potter. Insert Harry, a mother con, who worships the very ground his mum walks on. The knowledge that Lord Voldemort is alive propels Harry to greatness as Slytherin House awakens the strategist inside him. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Reject Hinny, return to Lunarry, embrace HHR, bless Flowerpot, https://archiveofourown.org/works/15432591, https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lomonaaeren/pseuds/Lomonaaeren. You cannot win. A pureblood who remembers a previous life bound by fate. Gods, Mercenaries, Super-spies, romance and a Headmaster who won't let his weapon go-, Harry doesn't have friends. Mildly Infuriating | Harry Potter. After Pettigrew and Voldemort's deaths, Harry assumed that he would have a peaceful life. After the death of James Potter, a paranoid Lily isolated herself and Harry from the world, not trusting anyone but herself to keep her son safe. AU. Might've died, I suppose.". Press J to jump to the feed. linkffn(https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12382425/1/Like-a-Red-Headed-Stepchild), Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw. Tony thought after meeting literal gods, fighting against invading Aliens and flying a Nuke through a wormhole into space that nothing could shock him anymore. What if she goes back in time to save a broken soul Yes, there were similarities between their features, even Harry could see that. Harry pretty much startsbreaking school rules the day he stepped into Hogwarts. Tom Marvolo Riddle does not do failure. And where does Odin get off thinking he had any say at all? "We will not bow to anyone! Why not conquer Wizarding Britain instead, and everything that comes with it? 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