i havent decided just how DONE he is with the magical communities bullshit. Please enjoy the ramblings of my mad mind. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. The voices in my head heightened, and I screamed at them to shut up and that I'm in no mood. When he finaly go to Hogwarts, this place his parents couldn't stop talking about, he is determined to make friends and live the best teenage years . Ding, Harry said. From the Dursleys because they hit him, Ron and Hermione because they're his friends and he doesn't want to upset them, the school because it's his secret weapon against the evil masses, whatever. Amara was a seer. Harry Potter the boy who lived, survived the war against Voldemort and all his trials afterwards, he didn't let his experiences change him and he remained the . After Dracos letter Im sure you could tell me that there are pigs with wings and I'd stand and take a look out my window., Draco told you about Potter adopting the snake? Whatever shall I do? The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. This is everything you want. 7 years old Harry Potter was found injured and abandoned by an old wizard and his grandson. 1. I asked, gripping my hand towards the gun around my hip. Dudley was lazy; Harry had to do all the work around the house. It was there that he ran into Malfoy. Ideas in the one-shots may or may not be turned into multi-chapter stories. Please read the tags even though I will put warnings since I may forget so in the future, so do take note of the tags. Aprs un temps infini pass au Royaume des Morts, Harry est de nouveau dans le monde des vivants, dans sa Timeline d'origine, prs changer le futur. "Potter, Harry." Called out McGonagall. Apparently, his father is alive and maybe not his dad since he was the one who gave birth to him, and can't forget that he's actually an Asgardian god. : The seventeen-year-old responds, making the dark lord hum, trying to hide his obvious interest. This fic is my reponse to that, Hufflepuff - tend to freeze because they dont want to do anything that would escalate the situation or make the conflict bigger, i mean, doesn't that ^ sound so very harry (hey! A series of one-shots where Harry has fun with the ladies of the wizarding world in a variety of activities. And Potter then goes Ding. Father and Lily loves seeing you in a fluff messy hair His son, spoke, humming as he trimmed his hair. If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again. My mind was having one of those episodes, and I wasn't going to let some stranger take advantage of me. Having inherited Snape's knowledge and memories, the self-insert resolves to be the best teacher ever, while simultaneously having fun and trolling the Wizarding World in the process. COMPLETE. Harry Potter killed the Dursleys in a violent bout of accidental magic. It's the introduction part of (hopefully) series. Of course Harry Potter would be the exception. A troll. London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down London bridge is falling down, my fair lady. In other words, Harry makes family and friends, almost dies in war which he led the side that won, and gets sent into the bnha universe by Magic.All Dadzawa can say at of this of this, is that he is glad problem child noticed him falling from the sky. Youre not actually keeping the snake? Please consider turning it on! Its Harry Potter x Oc trelawney x luna lovegood they are a triad., NOT COMPLETE IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT MORE CHAPTER I REPEAT NOT FINISHEDForgive my writing I am American - meaning we suck at everything. Will his newfound self-preservation override his need to be a Gryffindor hero? Harry threw their wands onto the floor. Even as his uncle and aunt rounded on him to scream about the plate, the boy only uttered a soft whisper. A crash came from the kitchen as a small boy on the cusp of being a teenager dropped the plate hed been drying. Attack! it cried, and lunged toward him. A very powerful one at that. Harry has the vision voldy wanted him to see about Sirius being captured in the ministryBut thats a lie obviously and Isadora tells him that hes wrong but Harry doesnt listenShe gave him the potion he left it behind Doesnt find it until after a couple of his friends have died and Hermione force feeds it to him for breakfast and hes time traveled back to the first day of his 4th year. Harry Potter is not what we expect. What if it was not Voldemort that killed James and Lily, but Fenrir Greyback? Ron has a rat, Lee has a tarantula, and therefore I can only conclude that the reason you dont want me keeping a snake is because its a snake, and thus has ominous connotations with Slytherin and everything evil. Snapes mouth twitched again. On his terms. Work Search: Ah yes, very good, Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eye. https://m.fanfiction.net/s/5554780/1/Poison-Pen. Harry rather felt that it was because the man was jealous that he couldn't call Dumbledore out on his bullshit, being employed by him and all. What an unusual name. Okay. Ever since the death of his godfather and the destruction of the headmaster's office. How do you make magical world work in KHR? Harry dies of a disease and reincarnates as Doran Martell. Tags will update as Story progresses. Sorry. How could you disarm and insult a teacher?. Harry Potter truly didnt think that he could have a worse birthday after the Dobby incident last year, but it seemed that fate was yet again determined to prove him wrong. Cherry Lemonade will have spare time eventually! And Lee cant even communicate with it. Hed hidden his entire personality, made himself to be the image of a perfect Gryffindor. Harry Potter was ignored. Hogwarts goes to Durmstrang for the triwizard tournament, and Harry doesn't go because he's underage. Do not read if this will trigger you. "I never hated you. Thread recommendations using linksub(thread_id)! Lets just leave this in a messy style yeah? Why ? [4]: https://github.com/tusing/reddit-ffn-bot/ "Fork me on GitHub" [5]: https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=tusing "The maintainer". Harry James Potter has noticed Draco Lucian Malfoy disappearing from time to time from classes just as Lupin had been. In one universe, a boy called Harry James Potter would grow up with his abusive muggle relatives. In the twelve years after the war, Harry attends sixteen weddings. Presumably to continue being seen as the benevolent all-knowing grandfather figure, although I rather suspect that Potter's got him sussed out., Lucius looked thoughtful. "Oh my, the power's gone to my head.". Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong (#1) Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Harry, Harry, its good to see you. It changes everything about who Harry identifies with, who he wants to grow up to be, and who he thinks he is. voldemort. Aria will need her wit and new friends if she's ever going to succeed. September 2, 1993. Is for horses. Out the corner of his eye Harry could see Hermione giggling. With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given. Features: a Harry Potter making a ridiculous amount of terrible decisions; an exhausted Remus Lupin that did NOT sign up for this but by god will he be there for Harry anyways; a Severus Snape who didn't actually think this year could be worse then last year and is proven wrong in a big way; Dumbledore being awful; and Harry's snake Merlin, who just wants to play quidditch ONE TIME. Also because the author said so hahaha have Fun ! He knelt before the snake and it coiled around his arm and up his body. NopeIs Jinx ready for Hogwarts? The Story of Harry and Fleur Chapter 1, a harry potter fanfic. Please consider turning it on! Around the time most young children's do, Harry's hair goes from his father's dark locks to his mother's bright, most-likely-magical red hair. Lucius was sitting in his office and nodded a greeting. I will train you now." That will be all.". Harry stepped forward confidently and walked up to the podium, ignoring Draco's 'you didn't tell me you were the Harry Potter!' Harry sat on the stool and let the hat be put on his head, feeling nervous. 6. They were surprised to hear my old name, but I wasn't having it. An ad played for cardcaptor sakura clear card on youtube while I was rereading goblet of fire and and my brain was like hmmm. He's not the only one who's come back. "You're You're Quin's sister!" Not to mention, Harry has a second dad who is also alive, is a famous muggle billionaire and superhero that didn't know about him until his dad's (mum's? Skull did not know regret. (Oh, but there is, there will be.). Warnings: SLASH, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS/ATTEMPTS, PTSD, PAST CHILD ABUSE. Step by step he pieces his life together and falls, slowly and thoroughly, for Draco Malfoy. The war is over, and Harry, as well as many others, returns to Hogwarts to complete the new 8th year. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. There will be no Kero/Spinel like characters, but the cards themselves are somewhat more aware. Revised and updated February 2023. Frankly, I suspect that snakes once were on the permitted pets list. Harry can't cope, especially when his group of peers is sent back to Hogwarts to finish their interrupted Seventh Year. 7 years old Harry Potter was found injured and abandoned by an old wizard and his grandson. Down The Rabbit Hole "Hmm, be that as it may, your snake is an Eastern Brown Snake, one of the most venomous in the world, and . Soon Harry realizes that Malfoy may not be fully h. He came to the conclusion that the potion was out. And impressive skills subduing the snake. Serpensortia! Malfoy cried, and a large and certainly venomous snake poured out from his wand. What do you like to eat?, I am Baneofallrodents, Harry was summarily informed. Draco swore his revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and Harry all but laughed at him. After all, when life isnt fair, you need to be smart to survive the harsh blizzard that it is. How will a more magically versed and politically skilled Harry change the course of the story? Lockhart is an imbecile, not a teacher, he said with a smirk, and she gaped. He rolled his eyes. He learnt that he was special very quickly. He doesnt know if it was for better or worst. He spends the journey talking and snuggling with his adoptive brother. -----Srry, I'm a Spanish native and my English is not very good. JK Rowling has revealed the back story behind the Dursleys' violent dislike of their nephew Harry Potter in a new piece of writing for her website . Wide, green eyes rested on the small television his uncle and cousin were glued to, the picture of the gaunt man hauntingly familiar. Instead of having James Potter as his idol, Lily Potter turns out to be a much . Dudley was stupid; Harry was smart but had to hide his intelligence. Nobody will try to kill you here., Ding, Harry said, and noticed McGonagall cover her mouth with her hand and exchange an amused look with Snape. I will expand on how magical/miliary Britain works in here so yes, Earthlings aren't as extinct as Kawahira thinks, It's about Skull and tiny Harry who knows far too much and has too much questionable connections, Mentions of both HP character and KHR characters, Some small cameos of other fandom characters but they won't be important, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Consequences (every action has an equal opposite reaction), you can tell how i was feeling when i wrote this fic lmfao, Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Harry Potter, please don't write shitty reviews about the bashing, Harry Potter & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Harry Potter & Arthur Weasley & Molly Weasley, look, its a good voldemort fic i don't know what else to say, but its really just that he doesn't really care at that point, hermione and ron are good friends to harry in this fic because i love their friendship, no matter how many ron + hermione bashing fics i read, My Harry Potter fics (hope y'all like them! Like magic, a trunk full of clothing was delivered! And it took me all of that to realise that I have no fucking idea how to like someone. Harry thought about this a lot. But what happens when they take him to the Goblins to be healed? What if when Voldemort arrived at Godric's Hollow with a grumble about how 'If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself', there was a dead James, a dead Lily, and a dead Fenrir Greyback, with Harry's blood wards already active? Please consider turning it on! He sat down on the floor and watched Quirrell having an internal debate with whomever. A special hot line has been set up, and any sighting of Black should be reported immediately. (pg. 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And maybe he'll commit a felony or two on the way. Remus is at his wit's end and Sirius gets a chance to actually live up to his title as Harry's dogfather. There's a new available feature on the very succesfull wizarding communication device PocketFloo (TM).Let the FlooFlirting begin. To spare innocent lifes from his timeline. The public is warned that Black is armed and extremely dangerous. harry is overprotective of ginny fanfic harry is overprotective of ginny fanfic Home Realizacje i porady Bez kategorii harry is overprotective of ginny fanfic 49. r/HPfanfiction. But being both? It wasnt easy, but they once again fought their way back into each others arms and are determined to heal what they have. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", But I'll probably try to continue it as a story, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, ManipulativeOverworkedNegligent!Dumbledore, i may not be a bottom but these are my tops, my skin is clear my crops are flourishing my grades are up and its because of these fics. I'm surprised that one never had a sequel, the last chapter is the author telling you how to do so and the rules. Yes, thank you, Harry replied, rather suspicious as to why he was there. Chapter 1. Why try to save herself, when she knows she's never going to be saved? Please, please dont fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Harry James Potter was an happy child, growing up with four parents and all their friends as aunts and uncles. Baneofallrodents., Bane of all rodents? They met on a cloudy day with no rain. Nevertheless, everything changes when Draco Malfoy walks into the Great hall, his pale face emitting the absence of his signature smirk.~~~~Draco has also been suffering greatly. Harry gets a chance to save someone who never should have needed saving. linkffn(The Real Us by Seel'vor) - a bash-fest by design. Very well. He raised his wand. To his surprise, Harry's eyes harden and darken, before they quickly change back into indifference. "Harry!" His family taught him to survive and to wear a mask. 4462 guests Lees tarantula is venomous, and I havent heard a word of complaint against it. The forces of the universe continually put forth valiant efforts to keep them apart, but with a love typically only written about in fairytales, Harry and Draco came out on top. dumbledorebashing harrypotter weasleybashing ronbashing darkharry hermionebashing dracomalfoy drarry tomriddle mollybashing ginnybashing siriusblack hogwarts grangerbashing tomarry goodtom femharry . , , . What if the lightning scar from the killing curse that bounced back and killed Voldemort was not the first scar Harry gained that night? I eat rodents., Harry! Hermione cried. Dumbledore fell silent and frowned at him. Harry dies of a disease and reincarnates as Doran Martell. London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down London bridge is falling down, my fair lady. Harry was later summoned to the Headmasters office, whereupon he was faced with McGonagall, Snape and Dumbledore. Harry's smart and it's a shock to the world. What if Draco didn't inherit his father's negative ideals? Hadrian Salazar Riddle - A Harry Potter Fanfiction. Being a Slytherin is one thing. I was fucking jealous, alright? Harry Potter is not what we expect. That was until October 31, 1981. Revised and updated February 2023. Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, the Saviour of the Wizarding World, has had enough. Baneofallrodents has promised not to bite anyone whos not trying to kill me., Dumbledore smiled. The real Harry, the one who discovers that his name is actually Mirus and was adopted in place of a stillborn Henry Potter, intends to take his revenge. He filled the other man in on the rest of the conversation. Its Harry Potter x Oc trelawney x luna lovegood they are a triad., NOT COMPLETE IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT MORE CHAPTER I REPEAT NOT FINISHEDForgive my writing I am American - meaning we suck at everything. Store your preference and never be asked again felony or two on the very succesfull wizarding communication device PocketFloo TM... 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